Jamie: I think cool is just a person who's down to earth, good to kick back with, not fake, funny, don't tell me you don't fit into that category.
Me: Thanks Jamie. Haha, that's probably the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Jamie: Haha ohh no was that nice? I take it back then.
Me: You're a douche!
When you’re in class and your tutor (who is basing the whole semester on Punk Rock Ideologies. Score!) asks you what’s been the most punk rock or rebellious thing you’ve done, and you reply with “nothing.” It’s not my fault my parents let me get away with everything. I have nothing to rebel against. He then proceeded to say that my parents are punk themselves...
I was just watching Family Guy
and I’m never that uptight about the - for lack of a better expression - ridiculously crude jokes that they make. For the most part I find it really stupid, but I watch it occasionally to kill time. I just watched and episode that made me cringe though. Basically what happens is all of the characters have to tickets to Foxy Boxing, and (I missed how this came about) Lois ends up in the ring...
Wednesday afternoon word vomit
Hey it’s the leap year day thingo today! Dear cute guy in my literature tutorial, excuse my staring but you are damn fine! (I’m sure there’s a nicer way of saying it, and as a literature student I should know, but for now this will suffice.) Franz Kafka, I will own you! I’m so keen for Christie’s birthday celebration the sequel this Friday. I can’t wait to...
:( They changed Tumblr!
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
One day, all my friends are just going to block my number from their phones because I’m so annoying and send such rude messages.
julianisasar: i liked you before you were cool.
Saw the cute guy again this morning. I even tested him and walked into the rain to see if he would follow me. He did. Then I laughed and it was awks because I must have seemed crazy.
Wouldn’t it be more of an act of rebellion if you didn’t spend so much time...– SLC Punk (via introducingemergency)
Having eye sex with a guy who’s tall, skinny, has brown curly hair and a backwards cap. I clearly have a type.
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via lijdeninstilte)
Can everybody just take a moment to read this? It... →
Buying my brother snapbacks tomorrow. I so badly wish I could be a stylist. I love choosing people’s clothes. It’s like playing Barbie, but you know…with people. I think this has to do with the fact I wasn’t given Barbies as a kid. See what you did mum!
Everything you ever love will reject you or die.– Chuck Palahniuk (via deerdoedeer)
me: did it hurt?
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
I need decent YouTube channels to subscribe to.
I have a lot of reading to do before Monday.