Just had the most amazing shower and now I’m listening to Fleetwood Mac. Feeling amazing. Still can’t help but feel that I fucked up today though.
somewhatvanilla: “I crush her against me. I want to be part of her. Not just inside her but all around her. I want our rib cages to crack open and our hearts to migrate and merge. I want our cells to braid together like living thread.” -Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies
No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.– Kurt Vonnegut (via tillthemusicends)
i am currently putting my penis on my phone. don’t ask why… just accept that it...– James Deen [jamesdeenblog.com]. James, you are a strange and beautiful creature. (via sneaksiefeetrambles)
Spoke to Jason and told him what he’s being accused of by someone else. Note To Self: Keep your fucking mouth shut Nessa. …Still though, he deserved to know. And if they beat the shit out of each other, then so be it.
Sylvia Plath's personal journal: But I have a body... and I am curled up in its neat and miraculous network of muscles and bones and nerves... I am woven into a snug automatic cocoon of flesh-and-blood... and I feel only a curious amusement as my feet move me on and as the world slips by and houses never stop but turn a side foreshortening to a front and lapsing to a side always moving as I move.... but I can stop and to prove it I will.
My personal journal/blog: omfg i'm so sad what the heck im gonna cry im gonna puke never mind i hate existing this is so dumb im gonna take a nap i hate this
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with...– Maya Angelou (via ocelott)
Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.– Hunter S. Thompson (via loveyourchaos)