having to delete songs for making room on your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all
Hahahaha, what even! My tummy hurts from laughing. Yeah dude, you made the right choice picking the girl who spells ‘disturbing’ as ‘desturbeing.’
On repeat. I will save your life.
stormsuxx: i want to be a little chinadoll
camouflageyourfeelings replied to your post: camouflageyourfeelings replied to… yes please, and vice versa. if you ever have a boring day ahead of you, let me know, because I lead a boring life! I most definitely will! ^.^ Very excited.
camouflageyourfeelings replied to your post: camouflageyourfeelings replied to… we really should be friends. this internet friendship has gone on for too long and i keep forgetting i don’t actually know you oops I knowww :( We talked about this before you went to South America. You my dear have to let me know when you’re free, and we’ll go for coffee/tea/hot chocolate (I...
lezcapades replied to your photo: First batch of pancakes ever. Very proud of… WANT. I’ll share wit chuuuuu!
camouflageyourfeelings replied to your photo: First batch of pancakes ever. Very proud of… YUMMMMMM CAN WE BE FRIENDS AND COOK PANCAKES TOGETHER Yes darling, yes we can ^.^
This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said...– Robert Downey Jr (via introducingemergency)
It’s the oldest story in the world. One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for...– Nathan Scott (via introducingemergency)
So, lick it now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should– Sylvia Plath
Scar tissue that I wish you saw Sarcastic mister know it all Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you ‘cause With the birds I’ll share With the birds I’ll share This lonely view With the birds I’ll share This lonely view Push me up against the wall Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra Fallin’ all over myself To lick your heart and taste your health...
How all my good friendships start:
gaymzee: good ways to start off a friendship creepily hit on them discuss how horrible both of you are at socializing
camouflageyourfeelings: all i feel like doing is spending the night with a stranger, talking. because i’ve got a lot of things to say to them right now, but they’re the only person i could ever say it to. and i have no idea who they are, but i know i need to get it out. i can never get it out.
sofeeuhsofia: ♡a boner is a wish your heart makes♡
cuntakinte: do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
I actually need to watch the new Game Of Thrones ep because my mind is refusing to have any literary function without having seen it, and therefore making my research essay difficult.
moominboy: i have this theory that bjork is really some sort of being of pure cosmic energy from a far off nebula not an alien per se but more like the child of a star born from plasma itself that only vaguely understands human conventions and the world treats her like she’s famous and amazing in every way because if they didn’t she’d get upset and release a pure wave of energy strong enough to...
Angela: She actually makes everyone around her look better.
Me: I know right! He looks hot next to her. Like, he's not a hot person. But she looks like garbage and he looks like he belongs in my vagina! AND IT SUCKS!
Starting to get major hearteyes for this guy and I’m afraid it may be too late. Yeah, I either rush into things or take my sweet damn time. Welcome to my tragic love life guys!