June 2012
Don't get confused between my personality and my...
honeysucculents:
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
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introducingemergency:
It’s weird being on facebook and seeing mutual friends with people and wondering how could they possibly know each other.
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The Humble Magnificent: Dear pro-lifers... →
the-humble-magnificent:
You can’t say that you are pro-women and pro-life because it’s a contradiction. Also, you can’t protest for legislation that would criminalise abortion and not follow through with an answer of what should happen to women who do have abortions. Making abortions illegal, means that by law, a woman will face some kind of prosecution.. so, according to your pro-life beliefs,...
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Wednesday evening word vomit
Trial on Friday or Saturday. Aww yeahhh!
My dad’s using my university student status as a way to get a discount on his iMac.
Why don’t you buy me an iMac?
h8 u.
My aunt and uncle are over. I hate them too.
I got stuck in the kitchen making tea so I had to say hello.
…I don’t actually hate my dad.
I’m excited to go out drinking on Friday.
I finished my...
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future child: mom can you tell me a story
me: sure
me: this is the story of a girl
future child: what
me: WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD
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Tuesday afternoon word vomit
Dad’s finally home.
He was in Sydney for eight days (and didn’t take me! :O)
I’ve lost my iPod. lyf sux rite naow.
Anthony Green is nice to have on repeat.
I did a sketch yesterday of a girl, and it actually looks pretty decent.
I think it’s these glasses.
They make me better at things.
Oh yeah I started wearing my glasses again.
I was blind from one eye yesterday...
dusknoirs:
who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
“That most fashionable of modern jokes, the irony, is most funny when it is...”
– An older man I met on the train with an astounding amount of insight into youth pop culture and the economics of comedy. (via hidinginthewoods)
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42. MIXTAPE: JUNE →
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Dreamt I was in the U,S, army, the air force to be exact, and my mission was to kill Kirsten Stewart because the U.S. Government felt that her lack of emotion was a federal matter.
lulwot?!
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me when my friends are sad: basically becomes a psychiatrist
my friends when im sad: ok
Don't ever hesitate. There's hope.
Dominos Pizza: 1-(734) 930-3030
Papa John's: 1-(877)-547-7272
Pizza Hut: 1-(800)-948-8488
death before decaf
I speak one language fluently and that’s kawaii
*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧(◡‿◡✿)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
darrenstummy:
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
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You don’t know trust until you can tell a person the most fucked up shit about your psyche, about all the immoral things that you participate in, and about the unorthodox things that you desire, and know it’s not going to be used against you later on.
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Invite Jason.
Tells me he’s going to be with his kid girlfriend.
Uninvite Jason.
Life’s rough for a creep like him.
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hotforphysics:
There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants
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