Sometimes it concerns me that this is going to be the song of our generation.

What are our kids going to think when they’re flicking through their car radios and this comes up on the oldies station?

“Christ…our parents were fucking retarded.”

They’re going to get that same feeling I get when I hear Born in the USA, and I hate that feeling because it makes me think that my parents generation were nothing but a bunch of gun toting dicks with nothing better to do than listen to Bruce Spingsteen talk about how amazing the United States is…and it’s not.

And we’re going to be the idiots flicking through the radio in our own cars with our kids sitting in the passenger seat, and when we go “Holy shit I remember this song!” and start singing along, we’re only going to further support their argument that yeah, we’re a bunch of dicks with nothing better to do than listen to absolute shit.

I hope this song dies out with a whole bunch of other shit from our generation like muzzas and the Kardashians, and I hope my kids don’t think any less of me for the shit I used to engage in.

Especially dancing like a hoe to this song though.